I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the size of my panties. Specifically, I’ve been considering what sort of bottoms will work best with an act I’m developing, and whether or not it matters to people — audience members, producers, festival bookers — whether or not I go VERY BARE or just SORT OF BARE.
I could not help but notice, performing out there on the festival circuit this year and sitting in the audience at BHOF in June, that most performers these days are choosing g-strings or merkins. I would be lying if I didn’t admit that seeing all those bare bums definitely influenced the g-string I chose for “The French Mademoiselle,” which is almost the exact color of my skin and embellished with honey-colored stones. It basically looks like I’m not wearing anything, which was the point.
But I’ll also admit that this isn’t entirely my…
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